Faundren villager/Conversations

When spoken to, faundren villagers will respond randomly with one of the following.

[ Faundren villager ]

Kendren! Kendren! Tell us a story of the world outside when Grand-Doe is not listening!

Um. Live and drink, kendren.

Is it true that all kendren kill one another for sport?

Is it true that you kendren eat your dead?

Is it true that there are bears covered in quills to the east?

Is it true that bears live to be a thousand years old?

Is it true that boars can shoot fire?

Is it true that kendren can't fall in love?

Is it true that kendren elders grow eyes upon their hands?

Is it true that kendren pay for goods with crayons rather than water?

Is it true that kendren worship rocks?

Is it true that kendren spend hours looking at slabs of wood?

Is it true that nine out of ten kendren cannot speak or understand language?

Is it true that instead of dying, kendren are frozen in tubes?

Is it true that kendren children are thrown out of the nest right after being born?

Is it true that all kendren say 'quetzal' when they are happy?

Is it true that kendren chefs can fry water?

Is it true that kendren all live far underground?

Is it true that kendren live in great bubbles?

Is it true that kendren sleep in a snarcomfagus?

Is there really a King of the Moon, kendren?

I heard from my friend who heard it from their yma that the Grand-Doe says that hindren who leave Bey Lah grow an extra pair of arms. And the Grand-Doe says it so you know it's true.

Is it true that when kendren eat mah lah soup, they explode?!

Is it true that... um, oh. I forgot.

Is it true that kendren don't have to ask permission to do the water ritual?

Is it true that you don't have a Grand-Doe?

How do kendren stay safe when you don't have a Grand-Doe to protect you?

Um, kendren, does the yempuris phi really exist? Is it really coming to get us?

Do you have glotrot? Do you have ironshank? Do you have funglefection? Have you ever had them? Is it gross? Can I see?

Is it true that kendren sometimes die of cooking too hard?

Kendren! Kendren! Take me with you! I want to see the Sixty Stilts!

1) I am busy. Live and drink, little one.

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